I don’t recall every aspect and detail of my childhood. For a person and reader that knows a lot of random facts (and very often justifies herself by saying they’re popular culture when someone else asks how and why the hell I know so much stuff), I don’t remember most of my childhood and early years. I do remember some facts. Like I never really liked candy because I’ve always had a preference for spicy and salty food. Or that I’ve always been an introvert and a very calm and quiet child… Except when my sister was born and I went full on mom-how-could-you-do-this-to-me-your-one-and-only!? But that’s a story for another…